Because,

I recently acquired a mini-van, thus continuing inexorably towards cliched adulthood, but find myself listening to the top 40 station in 15 minute intervals. I now have very strong opinions about the awfulness of Rihanna’s “Cheers”*, and find myself humming “Moves Like Jagger” incessantly.

It has been instructive and infuriating, but mostly it feels like something that would deserve a string of considered posts and I just don’t think those are on the horizon.

*Seriously, what the fuck is up with this song. I honestly thought it was by some 16 year old, faux-edgy rip-off Bieber. Its a travesty. Hey Rhianna that “I’ve got my money on my mind and my mind on my money” line is sweet but you TOTALLY top it with “Looking so bomb, gonna find me a honey”. Seriously Rhianna I hope you realize you’ve completely ruined your back catalog for me. I can’t believe you’re capable of this AND the “All of the Lights” hook.